mustafa

In the wee hours of the morning and looking to kill time? Heres a peach of an idea, head on down to mustafa shopping centre! Not to be racist or anithin but if you go there like too early or smt you'll find yourself feeling like you've been transported to india so go late, its open 24 hous after all. For obvious reasons, I'm unable to explain why the experience of being transported to india is undesirable.. Why of all places mustafa? I never thought I'd actually say this but after my first visit there last night, I have to admit that the place is pretty darn fuckin amazing.

You know how supermarkets display their products, with each brand given 2 slots at the most? Mustafa allocates one whole freakin shelf to a brand. Imagine this, shelves full of pantene, gillette razaor blades, dettol products and the list goes on. Not only does the place have quantity, they have the variety to go along with it. You can find shit ranging from goggles, which keef claims can only be bought from aces swimming club, vcds on yoga for the eyes (go figure), high heeled shoes with colourful beads in the heels which god knows whom will buy and even a stethoscope. Wanna book a holiday? No problem, they have their very own travel agent. Wanna buy a car or need a room to stay? No problem, they have a car dealership and hotel on the premises. Need to buy clothes? Theres one whole floor devoted to apparel but careful not to try the stuff, for reasons again I'm unable to say. Think the place is lackin in crass? They carry 1 grand S.T. Dupont lighters and 10 grand Mont Blanc writing instruments. Crass enuff?

We even saw something at Mustafa, well someone to be exact, whom I'm dyin to blog about but shall refrain from for fear of accumulating bad karma. Anyways, moral of the story: head on down to mustafa. What're you waiting for, get yo ass off that seat and go, shoo!