I want ma driving license!!

Jus had my 4th practical lesson today and i must admit it didnt really go well. Theres smt wrg with my brakin cause im really findin it hard to control the brake pedal like the guy instructed me too, zzzzz i need new feet. Ok and that wasnt the worst part. That honour goes to the issue of speed. Apparently i have the ability to cause a 30 smt year old guy to die of a heart attack, or so the instructor claims. He was quite reluctant to let me go on the road at first cause my cornering was too fast fer his likin but luckily fer me he said the magic words "ok lets move on to the public roads". Bukit Batok here i come. Yes and so the story begins....

I really cant help it when im overly generous when it comes to stepping on the accelerator. Everytime the light turns green after a long wait, i proceed to depress the thing a lil too hard and the engine revs up as though some ah beng was showin off his subaru wrx. The car will den move off a lil too fast fer the instructor's likin and he'll go on about how my driving is too "hiong" fer me to ever pass. Oh the best part of the lesson was undoubtedly when i got to do an 80, and boy did it feel good. The speed limit was 70 and when he gave the go ahead fer me to speed up, boy did i enjoy myself. Vroooooom, one honda city reving up with me behind its wheel. What happened next was quite a close shave. I nearly hit the curb when it was nearin the junction and i was supposed to make a left but luckily the instructor turned the wheel in time. Hurhur yes im a dumb arse.

Im really thinkin my mum has smt to do with my tendancy to speed. After all these years of watchin her drive and cuss at drivers who cut into her lane like they own the road, slowly but surely i have gotten the "everyones goin too slowly, i shall show them how driving is supposed to be like" syndrome. Mummy, what have you done to me?!! Im hopin my mum never gets to read this or i wun ever get to sit in her car again, and needless to say borrow it.