sleepless in toh tuck

Ching chong chang! One moment retro and next you know its now chinese songs that I'm into. I feel like a universal playboy of MUSIC. What, you thought I'd be so shameless as to declare myself a playboy? Haha I wish I was though, imagine goin after chicks up down left right. Woooo! Sad to say, thats a life I'll never be able to lead due to my lack of aptitude in the said art.

For starters, I'm too nice a guy to lead life with a cornucopia of girls in tow. To do such a thing to the fairer sex, mana eh sai? Secondly I'm a hopeless case of what an ah beng would refer to as boh chee i.e no balls(figuratively speakin of course). Get me to go pick up a girl and I'll quiver at such a prospect. Not unless you threaten to cut of me balls(of which are doin well and healthy, thank you) or the girl is real hot and has showed signs of interest, will I den pluck up the courage.

The most important criteria however is fulfilling the BIG 3, looks, moolah and brains/personality. All that talk about inner beauty and looks not being everything is bollocks. You're ugly, you ain't no playboy, period. For me, I"m acceptable in that department, so one down. Moolah - what else can I say about it... You've got the cash to splash, your catch will be that lil bit easier to reel in. Myself I'm a welfare case being fed by community kitchens and surviving on handouts, so no go. Finally as long as you have either brains or a good personality you're fine, if you have both den thats a bonus. Personally, I dun think I possess enuff of either to be counted as considerable.

Well it ain't hard being a playboy but a playboy with standard, now thats different. Since I'm lacking in being a playboy with standard, I'll jus have to contend with life as an average joe now dun I?

flavours of the week - "melody - tao ze" and "bu de bu ai - wilbur pan"