One and Only...

Story time. *whoopdeedoo

I was soooo into joggin at one stage that my 2.4km timing went as low as 9.15, alas that phase lasted a whole of 3 months and it ended last december. Now I rememberd my weight at that time was about 63kg and ever since then my joggin shoes never left the shoe rack. Fast forward(relative to dec) to 2 weeks ago and after a period without exercise and all that consumption of junk food, my weight went up to 68kg! Finally I decided to do smt about it and turned back to joggin for the past 2 days, on top of watching my diet. So t'was immediately after my jog that I went on the scale again and this time the thing projected the figure *drumroll 61. Ok, my eyes were playin tricks on me, try again. Nope they weren't playin tricks on me, it really was 61! Wtf, the weighing scale must've tio virus! Great, as if handphones and coms gettin viruses weren't enough, now they've even set their sights on electronic weighin scales. Jokes aside, how did I bloody manage to lose 7kg in 2 weeks? Think man, think!!! I can get rich wit the info! Atkins, eat my dust.

"it's ok man, 11 will always be my one&only lucky number. YOU'RE MY ONLY, MY ONLY ONEEE! teehee :)" Got that off someone's blog. Anyways, while reading that, the thought of her ONLY, HER ONLY ONEEE, consisting of two 1's kinda amused me. Now shes got her 1's worth. What about 111, 1111 or 11111 you ask? Try putting them at the back of a jersey and lemme know how it turns out. Ok, now if ever I get a jersey and 3 is unavailable, my second choice would be 11. Haha yeah I'm weird.

Yan and shing, you wun believe this. I checked on some site that a 3 night stay in 2 twin sharing rooms at a 3 star beachfront hotel in phuket would set us back SGD200 nett! I think my heart may have skipped a beat when I saw how cheap it was. Ace those papers so we can go have some funnnnnn in da sunnnnnnnn at Patong beach.

Sleep deprived

Wahzzz, I'm damn off now. Whilst signing into this thing, I entered "lewis" under both the username and password. Go figure.

Lemme attampt to retrace what happened last night. Read my Foxtrot comic book till bout 0030h and decided to turn in early as I had to wake up at about 0500h to do some final revision for my paper. Was soon tucked into my blanket when I had this feelin it would take some effort fallin asleep. True enough, I struggled even though I came close to dozing off on one occassion. This got me damn frsutrated and the next I checked, it was already 0230h. This process repeated itself nearly by the hour and before I knew it, it was 0440h. Couldn't take it no more and decided to study instead. And that was what I did till I left house for school.

Having stepped outta house, fresh morning air was nowhere near what greeted my lungs as the slight haze made sure of that. Sleep deprived and now greeted by a haze, this feelin of emptiness soon engulfed me as I boarded the bus for school. Well despite the negativity in my day so far, my attempt of the first paper did turn out better than expected. And even though I was tens of thousands of dollars off the ans to a 13 mark qns, I'm pretty sure I wun lose too many marks on it as I redid that qns 5 times upon reaching home and accertained my steps were correct.

Was jus in the shower when suddenly everything felt foreign to me. It was as though I felt no connection to the life I'm living right now and things likes my friends and lifestyle seemed so far from myself. Instead, I was whisked into the future where I felt as though I was a newly wed enjoying a quiet time wit my family. Inexplicable? Not when you're sleep deprived(38 hours and counting).

Drive drive drive

Yesterday was downright "driving disaster day" fer me. It all started when my mum asked me to pick my sis up after lunch. Ok was happily driving and had to go through town as my sis was at paradiz. Drive drive drive, den suddenly, *tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Fuck! I looked at the I.U to realise the cashcard was not inserted and I had jus passed through the ERP gantry. The ironic thing was that my mum's cashcard wass perpetually in the I.U till I removed it the day before to prevent cashcard theft. Smart Lewis, smart....... Sooooooo knowing the gahmen, you would expect a hefty fine right? I was totally prepared to tell my mum to deduct a hundred dollar fine off my allowance, when she told me that the fine would only be bout 10 dollars!!! Haha would ya believe it, 10 dollars! Haizzzz, first fine when my license is barely 2 wks old. End of "driving disaster day"? Think again.

Having picked my sis up, I den headed to Chinasquare to buy "rotti boi (love it!!)". It was around lunchtime right, so naturally those office people would be throngin the area, and traffic was quite heavy. Reached the place and realised that *fuck!, I would have to parallel park if not I would cause a major holdup. Know how many times I've parallel parked without the aid of poles? Zilch, zero, absolutely none!!!! BBDC doesnt teach you how to park witout the aid of poles, champion right? Reverse, forward, reverse, forward, reverse, forward, and after all that effort, half the car was stickin outta the lot. Ah too bad, I decided to jus wait in that position and if anyone found it funny, nothin I could do bout it. Good thing my sis came back quick and I headed home without much more incident.

With my vast experience as a driver(yeah i consider 2 weeks vast, shoot me), I came to a realisation. Know those middle aged men you see driving fancy cars, yeah never try to race em. As much as you tell yoself your jap car can outrun an exotic italian sports car, and you want to prove it, dun. Why? Cause these ppl dun race you. C'mon, why would they, in their ferraris and Aston Martins waste their time on some punk? They dun race you not cause they're afraid they'll suffer a heart attack midway(heart attacks are saved till when they're havin sex den it happens), but because they know they'll win and they jus let you revvvvvvvvv off only to find yourself racing wit no one makin you feel stupid. After all that effort to get yo stupid jap car to muster a pur, you find yourself being ignored, wonderful eh. And I know this not cause I tried it but cause I saw some idiot in his Subaru tryin to challenge a Maseratti. Needless to say he was ignored, lol the poor fella.

Recently, fer some strange reason, I've been addicted to Archie comics. Been readin one everynight before I go to sleep and I can't seem to stop. In the words of Moose, "D-UH!"

Someone mistook the cappuccino for sauce and dipped her fish in it. She den ate her fish and proclaimed it tasted weird. Smart huh...

Everyone posts lyrics on their blogs and end off the entry without explaining the significance. What, the lyrics are beautiful? Say so mahz.

"Sunburn! Xiu dou hong, xiu dou hong! Sunburn zao hei xiu dou hong!" thats what sunburn means in cantonese according to the usual suspects.
- The sunnnn so hot, it burns the sand. And all i want is jus a tan.... Sunburn she makes me weak, she knows that I'm a sunburn freak. - Now thats what I call lyrics.

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ekshfiolwKHJEAFSncK,SaiOD;QLaujwhfIBVKJSRNDM,GHWAosifJQOW. Cool.....

Yup, I'm losin it.

21 Questions

Qn: Why the fuck am I listening to depressing songs about breakups and love?!!!
Ans: Because its good to know how people are suffering out there.

Qn: Why do I feel as if theres no one to talk to at this point in time?
Ans: Too good a qn. I ain't got no ans to that.

Qn: Why haven't I started revising even though my exam is 2 weeks away.
Ans: Because I'm plain lazy and also thinking of excuses for my parents when my results come out.

Qn: Why is the earth round?
Ans: So that Galileo could be proven right.

Qn: Why is Jamie Oliver aka "The Naked Chef" so popular?
Ans: Because sex sells! Hur hur, bear with my lameness.

Qn: Why do people like money?
Ans: Whats not to like?

Qn: What time is it?
Ans: Way past my bedtime.

Qn: Why is wacko jacko in so much legal shit?
Ans: With a nose like that....

Qn: How did Einstien come up with the theory of relativity?
Ans: What, you kiddin me?

Qn: Why the need to wear flowers in yo hat if you're goin to San Fransisco?
Ans: Because the "Global Deejays" sang so.

Qn: Why do people blog?
Ans: Who doesn't wanna be heard? Also helped by the many kaypohs.

Qn: Why is Tokyo the most expensive city to live in?
Ans: All that politness comes at a price ya know.

Qn: Why is Osama Bin Laden still at large?
Ans: So that Bush can wait till jus before his second term ends to catch him and America will be so grateful that the constitution will be amended, so that he can be the first president to serve 3 terms. Cunning.....

Qn: Why do people fall in love?
Ans: To make love!

Qn: Why is Brad Pitt immortalised by so many?
Ans: Did ya see those abs in "Fight club"?! Did I mention his abs?

Qn: Why is Pamela Anderson so busty?
Ans: With your brain in yo chest, you would be too.

Qn: Why is the ipod so popular?
Ans: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Qn: Why is male the superior sex?
Ans: How can the inferior sex be made superior?

Qn: Why do we have emotions?
Ans: So that we can love our loved ones, and hate our enemies.

Qn: Why are Ferraris so fast?
Ans: What, and be slower than a Toyota Corolla?!

Qn: Why did I come up wit the previous 20 qns?
Ans: Because I thought 21 questions would be a cool title.

Last Friday whilst on the bus, I heard this clicking sound behind me. Naturally curiosity got the better of me, and I turned to find this man...... Cutting his fingernails.
2 things: 1) Tis a sign that I should take less public transport. 2) I'm one step closer to beeing able to say that I've seen everything. Have yet to see a someone eat his own head though (think Team America).

Remember gunbound?? The game jus came to my mind and memories of me stayin up till late playin wit the guys came rushing back. Yup, we were lame.

Theres a kick missin in my life at the present moment, one which I'm desperately hopin for. Nope, i have no idea what it is, duhhhhhh, but ones things fer sure and its that I dun even feel its close.

Now why in the world would I need a "kick" you may ask? For starters, theres this empty feelin insida me and i really hate it. Its as though I have nothing to look forward to every morning when I wake up and its pathetic. It gets better, not only isn't there anithin to look forward to but I also feel as though I SHOULD have smt to look forward to jus that I'm simply not experiencing it. Not having smt is irritating, not having smt you feel you shld be experiencing is fucking irritating.

Secondly, my exams are at the end of the month and at the present mood I'm in, theres no way I can ever get down to studying. Wait, maybe I shouldn't speak too much about this point lest the "kick" I get ends up distracting me.

Moving on...... My friends have got their A's results and while some did well, others had grades that were not so pretty. My point? Everyone is movin on to the the next step of the education ladder: University! Yet again this brings up the topic of growing up.

Why do I seem so afraid of growing up? This may be due in large part to my fear of what my future has in store for me. What if I end up in some 9-5 office job kissin someone's ass my whole career? What if home ends up to be a HDB flat? What if I end up without a family at my deathbed? Have I played too much and ruined my future? I can think of a hundred and one excuses for all my failings but for once I shall buck the trend and refrain.

Much as I fear the future, theres this part inside of me thats really lookin forward to what it has in store for myself, as deep down a small part is hoping that things do work out. There are so many possibilities to life and while this has made me apprehensive, its also made me curious.

Personally I hope my life turns out like a good TV programme. Yes, you can't fast forward but the fun is in watching the whole thing. More importanly the ending has to be good regardless of the build-up as likened to every plot having its ups and down, so as not to get that anti climax havin watched a bad ending. After all whats the whole purpose of watching a show? To get to the ending of course.

Its times like these that really make me miss havin yan around to talk to.