Drive drive drive

Yesterday was downright "driving disaster day" fer me. It all started when my mum asked me to pick my sis up after lunch. Ok was happily driving and had to go through town as my sis was at paradiz. Drive drive drive, den suddenly, *tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Fuck! I looked at the I.U to realise the cashcard was not inserted and I had jus passed through the ERP gantry. The ironic thing was that my mum's cashcard wass perpetually in the I.U till I removed it the day before to prevent cashcard theft. Smart Lewis, smart....... Sooooooo knowing the gahmen, you would expect a hefty fine right? I was totally prepared to tell my mum to deduct a hundred dollar fine off my allowance, when she told me that the fine would only be bout 10 dollars!!! Haha would ya believe it, 10 dollars! Haizzzz, first fine when my license is barely 2 wks old. End of "driving disaster day"? Think again.

Having picked my sis up, I den headed to Chinasquare to buy "rotti boi (love it!!)". It was around lunchtime right, so naturally those office people would be throngin the area, and traffic was quite heavy. Reached the place and realised that *fuck!, I would have to parallel park if not I would cause a major holdup. Know how many times I've parallel parked without the aid of poles? Zilch, zero, absolutely none!!!! BBDC doesnt teach you how to park witout the aid of poles, champion right? Reverse, forward, reverse, forward, reverse, forward, and after all that effort, half the car was stickin outta the lot. Ah too bad, I decided to jus wait in that position and if anyone found it funny, nothin I could do bout it. Good thing my sis came back quick and I headed home without much more incident.

With my vast experience as a driver(yeah i consider 2 weeks vast, shoot me), I came to a realisation. Know those middle aged men you see driving fancy cars, yeah never try to race em. As much as you tell yoself your jap car can outrun an exotic italian sports car, and you want to prove it, dun. Why? Cause these ppl dun race you. C'mon, why would they, in their ferraris and Aston Martins waste their time on some punk? They dun race you not cause they're afraid they'll suffer a heart attack midway(heart attacks are saved till when they're havin sex den it happens), but because they know they'll win and they jus let you revvvvvvvvv off only to find yourself racing wit no one makin you feel stupid. After all that effort to get yo stupid jap car to muster a pur, you find yourself being ignored, wonderful eh. And I know this not cause I tried it but cause I saw some idiot in his Subaru tryin to challenge a Maseratti. Needless to say he was ignored, lol the poor fella.

Recently, fer some strange reason, I've been addicted to Archie comics. Been readin one everynight before I go to sleep and I can't seem to stop. In the words of Moose, "D-UH!"