F.U.

A lone pineapple tart, a bar of KitKat and a few prawn rolls. Not exactly the ingredients for chemical x, but instead the new year goodies I've consumed so far. You're amazed? Well I'M amazed!

Anyways, enough of my gibberish, the reason why I'm here is to introduce ya'll to Professor Pipi, dean of the school of friendship theories, Friendship University (F.U.). It has come to Professor Pipi's attention that someone has accused another of takin friendship too seriously, "Shuying* told me that I take friendship too seriously", and has decided to voice his views for the sake of friendship.

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Can friendship be taken too seriously? Hell NO!! Oops, i meant unlikely^. Heh. Should anyone have the same view as Shuying*, one has but to look at the example of Mr Frodo and Samwise Gamgee. The two dudes went through thick and thin together and despite the rumors of them being gay, they stuck with their friendship, risking their lives countless times for each other in their quest. If it weren't for the fact that they took their friendship so seriously, Middle Earth would not have been saved and The Lord of The Rings wouldn't have made a billion dollars.

The furor the statement would have cause at Friendship University (F.U.), tsktsk. How can one not take a friendshipo worth taking seriously seriously? You find yourself such a friend, take the friendship as seriously as possible and there you have it, a serious friendship! Works the same way as a serious relationship, know the ones where you can't have sex cause its not serious but after it becomes serious its ok to have sex even though you're not married yet. Just as long as its serious.

Professor Pipi has so much time so much so that he can come and lecture on Lewis' blog you may think. Well for your info, I feel very strongly towards this topic, hence my involvement here at http://entendre.blogspot.com/. Know why I feel so strongly? Its because if there is a limit towards the friendship one can express towards another, then Friendship University (F.U) would be out of business. Certainly, if the limits of friendship were boundless, students will never be able to stop learning and our revenue will never stop flowing.

My friends, make friends like you've never made before and take your friendships as seriously as humanly possible. Its through this way that even if you end up broke at old age and without family to look after you, you can still turn to your friends as they'll take you seriously and help you get through life, i.e. you can freeload even at the age of 80.


*Names have been changed as Professor Pipi does not wish to make any enemies and come to any harm.
^If Professor Pipi appears to be lackin in commitment towards his cause thats also because he doesn't want to make any enemies and come to any harm.