A night without the gf.

Would ya believe it, the exams are finally over. Now for a lil thing called work attachment to look forward to, whoop dee doo. Well, lookin at the fact that my gf is out clubbing, leaving me no one to talk to, I have all the time in the world now and hence shall pass it by telling a story.

Once upon a time, in a land where every one was trying to live a dream, there lived two great men, Tweedledee and Tweedledoo. Both men were outstanding from young and made it to Yay University, with Tweedledee graduating 2 years before Tweedledoo. Tweedledee decided to volunteer for duty upon graduation and requested to fight for his country in Vetnum. However Tweedledee was personally against the war so he was effectively fighting in a war he didn’t support. Now why woud anyone do that? Go figure. Tweedledoo on the other hand, was living it up in the skies as a fighter pilot, displaying an innate talent in flying planes where no wars were being fought at. Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what someone else can do for your country Tweedledoo thought to himself.

Now both grew up to be fine young men and Tweedledoo eventually became “the leader of the free world”, “THE most powerful man on earth”, yada yada yada. Disaster was soon to strike as a mad man instructed his henchmen(foolish ones) to hijack planes and pilot them into key buildings in the country. 2 of the planes meant for the Trump tower(I cant stand the hair hence I’m destroying his building) however came up against the twin towers. They could not be avoided in time cause of their height and ended up bearing the brunt of the 2 planes. When the mad man heard of the screw up he exclaimed “Oh sala!”, and was henceforth known as Ohsala.

A period of terror soon engulfed the country and Tweedledoo was kept on his toes. Another mad man, Sadman, soon resurfaced and the world’s attention was focused on him. Tweedledoo insisted Sadman was hiding WMD and didn’t wanna share so he sought the permission of congress to invade Sadman’s country. Tweedledee was one of the voters and by a strange twist of fate, voted for the invasion even though he AGAIN didn’t support it. Yup, go figure…. AGAIN!

Tweedledee has had enough and now hes up against Tweedledoo for the right to become “the leader of the free world”, “THE most powerful man on earth”, yada yada yada. This time however, Tweedledee has grown more brains and promises to withdraw the troops and try to get other countries involved in fighting the war on terror in a bid to win the elections. Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what other countries can do for your country. Whoa, see what Tweedledoo is up against now?

And so the battle to become “the leader of the free world”, “THE most powerful man on earth”, yada yada yada, rages on. Who will win? Ah why do I care, we’re after all comparable to “pi sai”. Oh wait, and everyone lived happily ever after. The end.