21 Questions

Qn: Why the fuck am I listening to depressing songs about breakups and love?!!!
Ans: Because its good to know how people are suffering out there.

Qn: Why do I feel as if theres no one to talk to at this point in time?
Ans: Too good a qn. I ain't got no ans to that.

Qn: Why haven't I started revising even though my exam is 2 weeks away.
Ans: Because I'm plain lazy and also thinking of excuses for my parents when my results come out.

Qn: Why is the earth round?
Ans: So that Galileo could be proven right.

Qn: Why is Jamie Oliver aka "The Naked Chef" so popular?
Ans: Because sex sells! Hur hur, bear with my lameness.

Qn: Why do people like money?
Ans: Whats not to like?

Qn: What time is it?
Ans: Way past my bedtime.

Qn: Why is wacko jacko in so much legal shit?
Ans: With a nose like that....

Qn: How did Einstien come up with the theory of relativity?
Ans: What, you kiddin me?

Qn: Why the need to wear flowers in yo hat if you're goin to San Fransisco?
Ans: Because the "Global Deejays" sang so.

Qn: Why do people blog?
Ans: Who doesn't wanna be heard? Also helped by the many kaypohs.

Qn: Why is Tokyo the most expensive city to live in?
Ans: All that politness comes at a price ya know.

Qn: Why is Osama Bin Laden still at large?
Ans: So that Bush can wait till jus before his second term ends to catch him and America will be so grateful that the constitution will be amended, so that he can be the first president to serve 3 terms. Cunning.....

Qn: Why do people fall in love?
Ans: To make love!

Qn: Why is Brad Pitt immortalised by so many?
Ans: Did ya see those abs in "Fight club"?! Did I mention his abs?

Qn: Why is Pamela Anderson so busty?
Ans: With your brain in yo chest, you would be too.

Qn: Why is the ipod so popular?
Ans: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Qn: Why is male the superior sex?
Ans: How can the inferior sex be made superior?

Qn: Why do we have emotions?
Ans: So that we can love our loved ones, and hate our enemies.

Qn: Why are Ferraris so fast?
Ans: What, and be slower than a Toyota Corolla?!

Qn: Why did I come up wit the previous 20 qns?
Ans: Because I thought 21 questions would be a cool title.

Last Friday whilst on the bus, I heard this clicking sound behind me. Naturally curiosity got the better of me, and I turned to find this man...... Cutting his fingernails.
2 things: 1) Tis a sign that I should take less public transport. 2) I'm one step closer to beeing able to say that I've seen everything. Have yet to see a someone eat his own head though (think Team America).