Insightful thoughts...

for a racist:
Why is white the "superior" colour when it dirties easily while black the "inferior" colour when every colour wants to be the new black?

of a teenage boy:
How much must I spend to get that chio bu across than dancefloor drunk enuff to dance with me?

of a teenage girl:
How much dirtier must I dance with my girlfriend for that cute guy to stop dancing with that fugly bitch and notice me instead.

for Bill Gates:
Lim Cheng Kong Lewis. Cash cheque preferred.

for someone who is just about to find out about the pregnancy of his/her friend:
Why go "oh my gosh, you're gonna have a girl! Awwww" or "oh my gosh, you're gonna have a boy!! Awwww" when the chances are only 50-50? Be excited only when your friend's child is a hermaphrodite.

of Hugh Hefner:
(.) (.)

for parents whose children smoke marlboro lights:
Least it's not Reds.

for HIV +ive ppl:
You can have sex without worrying about gettin HIV. Jus worry about when you'll die of AIDS or how a person is gonna kill you for passin HIV to him/her.

for a scientist:
How do you make clothes invisible so that the invisible man wun have to go around in his birthday suit?

for tracy phillips, Zouk's marketing manager:
Zouk membership for lewis and friends will ensure they'll never go to MOS and stay faithful to Zouk.

for the MOS marketing manager:
If you make a move before tracy phillips, lewis will turn her down.

of the blogger:
I'll keep both memberships and tell the respective managers I'll only go to their clubs.

for those ppl reading this entry:
Yes, you're counted as friends. Unless of course you're that freak that sent me a male thong through the mail.

of those having read the above:
Lewis rocks!

Of the blogger again:
*shucks I know, I know.