Whoa

A rainy tuesday, and yet again by the time I woke up it was time fer lunch. I miss havin breakfast.

Sight of the day: Know how bodybuilders are able to flex those pecs of theirs? Make a mental note of that. Movin on, my ass was plonked on the sofa and the tv was tuned to MTV. The program being shown was that of some british rock band on a promotional tour in America and next stop fer the group was the playboy mansion *wolf whistles. They were introduced to ma main man himself, Hugh Hefner, and after that whisked to a party in the mansion itself with in attendance, you guessed it, playmates! Soo nothin unusual bout that cept that the camera soon captured this muscular woman with about the biggest tits in the room. She *my gawd scrunched those huge melons together and den flexed em. The two things soon started bobbing up and down by themselves and you could see the veins poppin outta em!!! If she wasn't careful those things must've burst man. In the end, her glorious talent turned out to be a woeful display of a lack of class. Why dun Singapore have such ppl?!! Tis a sign that perhaps, jus perhaps, theres a lil too much trash on tv these days. But, I'm lovin it!

The above program, on top of providing some entertainment also gave me an idea. The current hot topic is the casino debate and if you ask me, its a total waste of time. I mean look, Vegas is currently No.1 and wit Macau poised to overtake sin city as the No.1 gambler's paradise in the not too distant future, wheres the point in Singapore entering the market? Also, all the hawkers will flock to the casino and where will I den get my fix of required hawker fare?! Lastly, knowing Singaporeans, after losing money, they'll rally fer lower interests and tax rates and den a whole new set of problems will arise.

What den should the government be lookin to you may ask? My answer is a Playboy Mansion! The only mansion right now is in the States so imagine if we build a bigger better one, how many fuckin ppl will come to Singapore cause of it! Whats more, if we use some asian girls, our mansion will have the exotic factor going fer it. With the mansion, we can also contribute to the evocation of womens' rights, as they're now callin to enter the workforce and be accorded more power. The mansion will see tons of job opportunities fer em and making available to them, power over men(think s&m)! Finally, one merit which the mansion offers over that of a casino is that there wun be no issues of ppl going bankrupt. Although there will be hornier guys in society, it certainly beats having ppl that are broke. No money, no honey.

Ey ey, now how about that fer an idea? Hopefully someone raises this point soon and save the government frm makin a mistake.....