Is it time?

Ladies and gents, boys and girls, how goes life? Good? Bad? No life? Mine sucks cause I'm in the midst of exams so yea.... Despite having to mug and mug and slack around here and there, I've still managed to come up with an explaination to the mother, no wait, to the step mother of all probems and, aiyah basically to everything la. My moment of Einsteiness, *EUREKA!

Time, an amazing thing don't you think. Tangible and yet intangible at the same time *pun not intended. In its tangible form, it can elicit responses ranging from excitement to dread.

Lets look at time in its tangible form first. What a scientist feels when going through calculations and realizing hes on the brink of a major discovery, what a stockbroker feels when his pet stock goes from $3.45 to $3.46 and what a boyfriend feels as he watches the cash register display translating the selection of clothes to an actual value after his girlfriend is done on her shopping trip, all these emotions can be experiencedtoo jus by reading time.

Say you know you're gonna get screwed for your poor performance during the board meeting after lunch at 2.00 pm. Naturally as you look at your watching going from 12:04 to 12:05, the feeling of dread will increase, thus illustrating time's effect on one.

Now consider time in its intangible form. Imagine having to realize you can have a baby after having gone through your whole life being told the contrary. Sure you dun know when you’re gonna have that baby but certainly time can pass now with that feeling of missing out on something no longer there.

Why is time important in coming up with an explanation or solution then? Simply because time IS the cause of everything. Grieving over someone that got run over by a car? Easy, jus go back to the point in time where he was at a traffic junction prior to the accident and prolong the red light by 5 seconds and he’ll miss getting run over after. Got rejected by some chick? Go back in time and cause the time she spent waiting for you(applicable only to her, if not you’re gonna wait foreva for the bus) to happen in slow motion without her realizing it and she’ll get sick of waiting and leave, causing you to miss the meeting and rejection. As to why she rejected you, that may be due to some other guy she likes and you’ll jus have to go to the moment in time his parents were doing it and fast forward the moment prior to his dad cuming which will disrupt his “rhythm” causing him to cum later resulting in a different sperm fertilizing the egg and finally translating into a different child being conceived, maybe a spawn of evil at that.

See, manipulating time can solve all problems, create wateva problems you want and even prolong happy times. As to why this is the step mother of all problems and solutions and not the mother, perhaps tis is due to the fact that no one can manipulate time. Told ya t’was the MOTHER of all problems. So go figure it out and voila, you’re a step above mankind but still a step behind the BIG GUY. Hmm but den again when in control of time, you can dictate what the BIG GUY does and when. Even then however, I’m sure he’ll make his move before you do and prevent you from making the discovery or something. Moral of the story, dun sweat it, there ain't a way you’re gonna have control over time.